About the book

A real estate deal goes horribly wrong when Jonathan Harker visits a pale, cape-wearing aristocrat with a thirst for blood and zero chill. Back in England, Count Dracula ghosted Transylvania only to start sliding into everyone’s DMs - literally. A group of very dramatic Victorians (including a cowboy, a doctor, and a professional vampire simp named Van Helsing) band together to stop him using the power of friendship, garlic, and passive-aggressive diary entries.

Spoiler: real estate never recovers.